If you run a home service business, this has already hit your inbox. Some agency emails you and says your SEO is old news, what you really need now is AEO. Then next month a different one says forget AEO, it's all about GEO. Then somebody slides in with GSO, or LLMO, or AIO. Each one a brand new three letter word. Each one a brand new invoice.

Let me save you a whole lot of money and confusion today. Because most of these people are selling you an alphabet, and calling it a strategy.

Now I need to be careful here, and you're going to see exactly why in a second, because I am not about to tell you that getting found by AI is fake. You've read this newsletter. You know it's real. That's not the con. The con is taking that one real thing and chopping it into five scary sounding acronyms so five different vendors can each sell you a separate service for it.

The alphabet racket

Let me show you how big this soup has gotten, because it's almost funny.

There's a term called GEO, generative engine optimization. It got formally invented by some Princeton researchers back in late 2023. That's less than two years ago. And in that tiny window, the industry has already spun up a half dozen more names for basically the same job. AEO. AIO. GSO. LLMO. There's even AISO now. A new one shows up just about every quarter.

And here's the tell. When researchers actually studied how the so called experts use these words, they found most of them throw around GEO, but fewer than a third can even use the term consistently within their own posts. Let that sink in. The people selling you a service named after a word can't agree on what the word means from one paragraph to the next.

So why does this keep happening? It's not because the work keeps fundamentally changing. It's because a fresh acronym is a fresh thing to sell. If I'm an agency and I've been charging you for SEO for ten years, I can't exactly walk in and charge you again for the same SEO. But if I show up with GEO, ooh, that's new, that's scary, that's a whole new package with a whole new price tag. And when you get comfortable with GEO, I'll be back next quarter with LLMO.

That's the racket. Same house, repainted and resold every few months. And look, I'll be honest with you, because I always am. Even we use these words sometimes as shorthand. The scam isn't the label. The scam is treating each label like it's a separate product you have to buy separately, and pretending there's some secret sauce hidden behind the letters.

The con has a twin brother

You've met him already. It's the automation easy button.

Same species, different feathers. This is the outfit that slides into your inbox and says, don't worry about any of this, we'll just automate the whole thing. One expert article a day, thirty a month, backlinks stacked on top, fully on autopilot, and watch your traffic explode. You don't lift a finger. The machine does it all.

If that sounds familiar, it should, because it's the exact duck I told you about in the cheap content issue. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck. And an easy button that promises to rank you while you sleep is a duck every single time.

You want to know how I know? Because I've watched these autopilot machines run. A home service operator signs up, and the thing happily cranks out a three thousand word masterpiece on how to store research peptides. Or a founder's guide to startup financial forecasting. On a plumbing site. Because the machine has no earthly idea what your business is, who your customers are, or what they'd ever actually ask. It's just filling a quota. It's slop with your logo on it, and Google and the AI can both smell it a mile away.

So whether they're selling you a scary new three letter word or a magic machine that does it all on autopilot, it's the same con with two heads. Both are an easy button. And there is no easy button. There's just the work.

Here's the work that's actually real

I don't ever want you walking away thinking none of this matters. It matters a lot. Getting found by AI is one of the biggest opportunities in front of you right now. The work is real. It's just not five different things. It's one thing, and I've already shown it to you piece by piece all season long.

You want to know what GEO, AEO, and every other acronym are actually pointing at? Be the clear, trustworthy, obvious answer to your customer's question, and show up in the places the AI actually looks. That's it. That's the whole discipline.

And we've walked through every piece of it together. How getting cited by AI is a different game than ranking on Google. How ChatGPT doesn't even read Google first, it reads a whole stack of directories most of you had never touched. How to claim your category before your competitors do. Why cheap mass produced junk gets you penalized instead of found. Add all of that up and you've got GEO. You've got AEO. You've got the whole alphabet, already done, already explained, without me ever once charging you for a new acronym.

Your two question BS detector

So how do you protect yourself when the next acronym salesman comes knocking? Two questions. Ask these, and you'll know in about thirty seconds whether you're talking to a real one or a letter merchant.

Question one. What do you measure, and can you show me? Don't ask what they call it. Ask what they measure. A real one talks about specific, checkable things. Does the AI actually name your business when someone asks about your category, how often, on which platforms, and can they show you on a screen. A letter merchant gets vague and starts talking about their proprietary GEO framework. Vague is your answer. If they can't measure it, they can't move it.

Question two, and this one's a trap. Ask them what the secret is. What magic file, what hidden trick unlocks the AI. Because Google itself has come right out and said there is no special markup, no secret file, no magic switch, and warns that this stuff should not be sold as a bag of secret hacks. So if the person across the table leans in and whispers about their proprietary secret method, you already know. They're selling you something the platform itself says does not exist.

Where I stand

I am never going to sell you an acronym. I'm going to sell you the work. And half the time, I'm just going to give you the work for free, right here, because that's how I'd want somebody to treat me.

The letters are going to keep coming. By this time next year there'll be three new ones I haven't even heard of yet, and a fresh wave of agencies swearing that this one, THIS one, is the thing that finally changes everything. It won't. It'll be the same house, painted a new color, with a new price tag stapled to the door.

You don't need the alphabet. You need to be the clear, trustworthy, obvious answer to the people looking for what you do, in the places they're actually looking. That's the game before AI, it's the game after AI, and it's the game no rebrand can ever change.

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